Told the guy down at the takeaway I'd been to China.
He didn't believe me, kept saying..."Have you..."

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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)

haha

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)

Haha
classic
Edit:compo RP from the wee hours just because

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)

haha!

( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)