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( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

hahahaha
that's ace
(and i'm also deeply offended)
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)

*dons armour*
*forms protective circle*




*realises this is not very convincing*

*forms protective lower case L shape*
( bilbobarneybobs is obsessed with spoons, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

Don's just phoned: he said to tell you he wants his armour back.

( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

arf!

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

dammit

*hurriedly knits breastplate out of some nearby reeds*

*fashions polearm out of handy feather duster*
( bilbobarneybobs is obsessed with spoons, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

I'll have your coconut helmet ready... in.... just... a.... second.....
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

for the love of god, somebody call an ambulance!!
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahaha
*attempts an 's' shape*

*hernia*
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

you bastard
you just send me into a painful coughing fit
( bilbobarneybobs is obsessed with spoons, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

*cunts in the fuck*

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

Naked dog!
No wonder he's frightened.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

naked sunburnt dog

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

Not for kids.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

Not just for Christmas

( Dixon tired. so very, very tired., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

:O

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

:D
office lol.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

teehee

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

thats made me actually lol
why was that considered incorrect?!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

I know, it's a fucking SCANDAL! :O

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

*find x*
"Here it is!*
( bilbobarneybobs is obsessed with spoons, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

BISCUITS AND PORNOGRAPHY!

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

Are these yours, by any chance?
Edit- never mind.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

ha ha ha,
that's genius
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahahahaha

( Flowerpot is getting a fork lift \o/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

Haha
I do love these
( Fishcat , professional jamwich, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

Hang on.
Does the object continue to move after it comes to rest?

What?

No.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

You can see how ther poor kid got confused.
:/
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

You win...
*Awards Internet PHD*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)

*calls self doctor*
*gets killed by real ones*
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

It could come to rest
then move in the opposite direction cos of the spring. It's not that stupid a question :)

And besides, the elephant could kick it.
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

:D
That's it. I love you.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

How do we know the "spring"
isn't made of monger's jelly tops?
what if its in space?
3KG OF WHAT FEATHERS, SAND PAPER????
I mark this question 0
elephant gets top marks

so called engineering science all ways pissed me off. Newton would turn in his grave (on a linier axis)
( Jamnog I must shop Nurcan Taylan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

I'm with you...
How often have Elephants been excluded from our Engineering Mathematics...?

It is an area of knowledge that those ivory tower boffins just won't dare to touch...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

Ive made my point
I don't want to start a revolution.
actually the more I think about it the weight of this is getting me all stressed.
( Jamnog I must shop Nurcan Taylan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

how do you
live in an ivory tower with touching part of an elephant?
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

you have a point about the spring
you need to know if any energy's lost in the spring to answer part (b)
(i presume not because
- the other stuff's all perfect & frictionless
- if it is they don't tell you how much, so you still wouldn't be able to answer it)
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

it didn't mention
if it was a ginger pussy
( the.jokl is going way too fast with both eyes closed, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

Because cat colour is sex-linked
and some colours are only available to female cats (like tortoiseshell I think)

It's a genetics problem question, not a "how do I tell the sex of a cat" problem.
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

Tortie is just girl cats, you are correct.

( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

logic!

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

I got that in an email
with lots of other kray-zee exam answers
(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

;)
www.b3ta.com/board/6893344
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

Yeah, that was another one
in other answers people had drawn Batman & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahaha
smart!
( Fishcat , professional jamwich, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

I got that in my mailbox yesterday!
spooky!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

this post is shit
you're nowhere near as good as mictoboy.

ris.
( god save the queen and team GB winning medals sitting down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

haha

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

good gay
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

i was kinda hoping.

( god save the queen and team GB winning medals sitting down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

gay handsome
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

handsome Peppers lookalike
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

says you

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

damn, I look more and more like him every day

especially now the grey is coming in
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

grow the 'tache

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

consider it done!

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

Blimey that's a bit ace
Did you draw that?

( Flowerpot is getting a fork lift \o/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

Come now, I'm nowhere near as good as Mictoboy

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)