This compos a bit too much like Catchphrase for my liking


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( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

lovely

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

This is my favourite, apart from my stick, of course,
to date.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

hello you cunting cock fuck :)

*cunts in the fuck*


( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

NOOO HANDLES FOR FORKS

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

o's! Mon Repose! o's!

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

O's FOR THE GAYTE

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

no Peas!
tins o' peas!
( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

Saw tips?
www.b3ta.com/board/6893389
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

bill hooks
:)
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

what's mr chips doing

( gravytrain, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

well i dont understand..
and my mind hurts
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

Watch more two Ronnies.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

I heart Youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cPyVZsfOzs
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

*watches
*edit* finished watching
*edit* understands now
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

thank you
thank you, thank you.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

Got any 'o's?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

I always think they missed a chance with the P's part
should be "How many" - "3 tins"

in my anything-but humble opinion
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

mmm
I watched it again the other day on YouTube

saw the "lost" punchline with the knockers...
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

knockers?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

yeah
the version I saw was from "20 years of the Two Ronnies" or something like that, and finished with Barker talking about how he was never happy with the way it ended, until he was doing a live version for a Royal Variety performance or something...anyway, at the end when Corbett storms out, the other shop assistant is a buxom young lady, and of course the next item on his list is a pair of knockers...
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

I always thought the Billhooks punchline was a bit ghey

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

It's just a shame that the word "knockers"
didn't really survive the 1970s
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

that was so much more than a meagre punchline.
yay!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

is the second candle saying
"yeah I might not be the biggest but check the girth!"



on an unrelated note, i think b3ta's warped my mind.
while checking a clients details i noticed her url is pennyscurtains.co.uk
i thought oo-er that's a bit rude!
turns out she sells curtains
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahah
Curtains are a marvellous source of comedy
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)