whats blue and fux old ladies???


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:47, archived)

teehee

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Phwoor Wayne
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( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

You cannot be serious.
I like odd/ugly blokes but....ooh, no ta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Oh so serious
I'm ill. Please help me.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

You are ill.
*rubs the Dixy head* poor mental bunny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

*snuggles against busom and talks about Wayne*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hush, kitten.
Lest the taste police overhear.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

Do you really fancy Wayne Rooney?

( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

oh yeh

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

That is truly odd
There's this gay couple I know and they have a large picture of Wayne on the back of their bathroom door. They're both smitten.

I don't know ANY straight women that would.
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

I know - I don't get it either
He's just such a big oaf

But would
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

*shudder*
I am perplexed.
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

]:)
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( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:57, archived)

No, still wouldn't
and the hideous whiny voice puts me off too. Each to their own... :)
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

Ah - I don't get to hear his voice so often
That would put me off, yes
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

and that's why
gags are such a great invention
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

ummm...
still no
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

He has a bowl for a tummy.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

yum
bowl
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

It's all personal taste of course
but he really is a minging mong
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

Really really...
But he's been carved out of Potato...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

*prescribes sight medicine*

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

ouch
I wouldn't call poking me in the eye as "prescribing sight medicine"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

But...but...but
YOU'S A FELLER!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

And you've got an interesting user name

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:51, archived)

*dies of irony*
=)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:56, archived)

Hello
I appear to have gone to the fifties.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:53, archived)

It's alright
Dixon's a "confirmed bachelor" ;)
( in vino veritas, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:54, archived)

that'll explain the hair
and pointy tits
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

1.21 Jigawatts...
1.21 Jigawatts!!?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:55, archived)

The anthropomorphism
of MS Paint?

The naffness made me chuckle
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:48, archived)

Your big fat hairy smurf mother

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:49, archived)

a fucking huge blue granny fucker!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:50, archived)

Couldn't find a photo of his
Everton days?
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)