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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:00, archived)

I'll fart in your Whitbread in a minute sunshine.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

Something about farting in Whitbread?
gah, mindpissed again
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

*does the victory dance*

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

I'm not worthy!!
bravo
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

hehehe
compo'd
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Best compo entry so far!

(Bumsmells, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

winner

( gravytrain, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

*steals wallet*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:04, archived)

Careful, I fill it with wasps for security.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

Visits www.analbeerfetish.com
Nope, not a clue
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

okay
So this Scottish bloke goes into the bar and orders a bottle of Whitbread Pale Ale.

He goes to the loo, and when he comes back he sees that a big, black, female athlete has inserted the bottle into her arse.

"Oy" he shouts "Are ye fartin'ma whitbread"

"No" she replies....
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)

ha ha
It's good!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

'are ye...?'
is this set in the middle ages?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

if so - how come they don't all have gout
and why isn't the microwave power by a water mill... and how come they know why who Tessa Sanderson is... and why haven't they burned her for being a witch?

Too many questions left unanswered, are we getting a sequel?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

A squirrel?
where?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

Stop talking to yourself
looser
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)

"are we getting a sequel?"
I mustn't gild the lilly!
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

I think you have to be Scottish

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)