Recently voted best joke in the world.....


I hope it's not been done.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

the universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter

( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

Your comment is cleverer than the next one.
Fact.
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

this one?

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

704.925 actually*




*May be a load of old horse wank
(Bumsmells, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

i wish i'd know that when i was at school
i would have cheated in cross-country
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

'ello miss

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

hey guys
how's you?
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

not bad
i'm off home in a minute though.

t'ra xx
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)

Star Trek?
Dr Crusher episode?

/geek much?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

maaaaaaybe
Gates McFadden went to my uni :)
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

her real name's cheryl
isn't it?


/may be seriously geeky
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)

Yeah, but I didn't think you'd know what I meant...
/shares serious geekiness
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

bumfish
(bumfish, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

^
ignores
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

Excellent first post

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

it made me giggle

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

Also this.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

Hahaha
great first post
( mofaha : fuck you all, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

psst, did i show you these? :)
farm1.static.flickr.com/154/374351852_6ad06bf975_o.gif
farm1.static.flickr.com/153/374351854_5ec14b3b6a.jpg
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
"you sack"
Excellent as always :) These never fail to make me laugh.
Oh, and what happened to the dearme site? I linked to it and then it disappeared :(
( mofaha : fuck you all, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)

Ohh...yeah. :(
I forgot to pay for it, so they took it away.


Unreasonable bastards. ;(

Thanks for the link though, much appreciated! :) I've just got broadband sorted out at home, so I'll get a site back up and let you know where it is when i do.
Alas, i may have lost a few of the CfAs...don't suppose anyone out there was sad enough to download them ALL, haha! ;/
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

they make me laugh every time
"you sack"
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)

fanx :)

( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

The Doctor
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)

dickfish?
(I wish this had come from a better source, but I couldn't find it on youtube... prolly NSFW)
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

nice introduction!

( Mousing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

You been watching me down my Loch again?
GEROOOOFFF MOI LARND
( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

                                                  V       V
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

I like this opening gambit
very much :D
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)

Yes! Tell me more about bumfish
I enclose £5
(Fudge Monkey went from Great Wall to Inca Trail, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)

Pffft

( Nick and his orchestra Look out!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

I hope that wasn't supposed to be a signature

( hanke ban /talk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)

I am interested in your bumfish
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

emvee
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

what?

/from the davew27 big box of replies box
( prodigy69 unabaling to be distributing the monies to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)

:(
/same box.
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

Stop talking rubbish
/and me
( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)

1987 Austin Allegro

( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)

you checked the torque bearings lately?
don't want an accident now
(cs192 supports Aunty Dave the Hat's protest, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:35, archived)

Joke goes as follows (in telegram style)
Holmes and Watson are camping, they go to sleep, at a certain time Holmes asked Watson to look up at the sky and tell what he notices, Watson starts blabbing on about the stars in the sky, the universe and such...

Punchline:"Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)

*arf*
one that I actually know
(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

Dixon_Bawls
( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)