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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

Pair of jeans in my broth?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:15, archived)

Zipper in my curry

( gaijincory reeks of mediocrity., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)

*ziips*

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)

trousers in my bowl

( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)

Crotch in my gazpacho

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:23, archived)

Gaz-crotch-o?

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)

A cock in my cock-a-leekie

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:37, archived)

...
dead porn star in my soup!
( Pedro Hin Mood: FABULOUS, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:17, archived)

what did you expect when you ordered lexington steel bisque?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)

lyf in my pous

( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:18, archived)

very nicely done.

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)

this isn't
the punchline though....
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:21, archived)

rather large
service charge in this bill given that the waiter punched my wife and called my daughter a pederast.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 19:48, archived)