What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

FROG IN A BLENDER,
FROG IN A BLENDER!!!!
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)

*extends noodly appendages*

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

*does something Pratchett related, that I can't think of right now*

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

A walking clock?

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

Is it a
walking clock?
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

How does it smell?
*hangs head in shame*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:52, archived)

Well
how does it smell?

poor thing's got a fucking clock for a nose

*writes to Daily Mail*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)

he can only tell the time by looking in a mirror
and then the hands are pointing the wrong way round

no wonder he looks so confused
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)

poor bugger can't breathe either

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)

a watchdog!
that took me ages :D
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)

*hands cookies*

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)

THERE WAS A BEE!
on my laptop!

just now!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)

wrong time of year
innit?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)

A firebomb

( sock is sock, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)

A DOGBOMB!
FUCKING RUN!

And WYH to you.
(gamefanatic666 is gleeing over WALL.E, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 8:04, archived)