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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( divy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)

a dead miner?
_{A flat minor}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:16, archived)

"He had his cock stuck up the chicken"?
:D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:16, archived)

a man with a helmet that didn't do him any good

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:16, archived)

haha!
edit: its like michael flatley insuring his legs for $6,000,000 and someone breaking his arms!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)

Have they?
edit: Can I?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)

not yet....
*makes mental note*
edit to your edit: GET IN LINE SONNY JIM! :D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)

Just
a finger then? Knuckle?
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)

yes... i shall conduct a competition..
the first ten drawn from a hat can have his fingers
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)

*fixes comp*
*has all ten entries*

hang on, three knuckles per finger...
( Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)

he's am alien!
I KNEW IT!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)

^ I like this!
( divy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)