well.. it's true!


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( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)

Poor dead monkey :(

( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

Nope sorry, i dont know the joke
so im just going to scream until the answer comes to me.

DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP
( SolidGoldChimp, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)

Very good,
but surely you need a second monkey stapled to the first?
( bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)

OPEN THAT DOOR NOW, BITCH!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)