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( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

three blokes walk into a bar
boom boom boom
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)

A hundred thousand
nuns walk into a bar, and then because of the mass of all the nuns, the bar implodes in upon itself and becomes a supermassive black hole
and then all sorts of cool shit starts blasting out of the twisted space and time-hole, like ancient poems and dinosaur eggs made of lasers
and pigeons with nukes and Frank Sinatra in a dinghy thing. But it makes a hell of a noise, and keeps me up at night when I'm trying to sleep,
Stupid electronic asshole.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

wow
that was not worth reading
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)

A bar bar bar. bar bar bar bar bar bar.
bar bar bar bar bar bar. bar barbar bar bar bar bar bar bar barbar bar bar bar bar bar. bar bar bar barbar bar. bar barbar bar. bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar bar?

bar bar bar bar bar bar.

^_^
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:26, archived)

boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:29, archived)

bells in water
bouem!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:31, archived)

bar?
sod that, it is club for me
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)

clubbing can be fun :D

I realise that this doesn't look like anything, ever, but like, er.. fuck it
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:39, archived)

as can tapping pig embryos
how is this for sad, the only things I have 'shoped recently are chemical mechanisms

/extra cool
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:48, archived)

but chemical mechanisms can be used for evil
at least some I guess, surely that's worth something?
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)

CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS, CIS or TRANS,
etc etc
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:52, archived)

O_O
that's not fun!

chemistry is all about mixing braindrugs in teh kitchen sink using entirely legal source ingredients obtained at tesco!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)

cis or trans, so I don't kill someone
:)
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)

LEMME HEAR YOU SAY WEY-OH

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

you are terrible

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:51, archived)

this joke
made me laugh in at least 13 of the 42 known dimensions.

*SQUEAMS*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)

You are a prophet for the people
*worships*
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)

I am type of person who had always remained committed to his commitments, and would likely to be consistent in future.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:24, archived)

haha!
tj: could someone link me to the stats page please?
( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:38, archived)

thank you :)

( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

HAHAHA
you SUCK at b3ta!
( mofaha, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)

hahahahahahah

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:36, archived)

two men walk into a bar
the third one ducks.

badum-tish
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)

mimsy!

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

THE NEVILLE
STRIKES AGAIN!
(Pho3nixius, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)