max "head"room


another reason to forget the eighties.

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(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)

I am rissing hard about tis one
maybe it is time for bed
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)

you've not been subjected
to the talking urinal yet?

lucky you.

I just inserted about the most annoying digital character ever into one. and tried to make a joke.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)

no sorry
I live in the real world, we have polish blokes trying to spray us with Brut and charge us 2 quid for the privilege
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)

well, now you know they are coming....
screens above the pissers in bars and urinal cakes that preach about drunk driving when peed on.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)

people who drink drive in cities or towns are fucking made
you can just about get away with it in the countryside because crawling along at 15mhp is not noticed unless you are surrounded by other traffic
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)

or if you a local
the police will be "pissed again eh? on yer way"
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 4:29, archived)

Heathen!
M-M-M-Max is the best!
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)

WHY THE FACE?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)

Whu-whu-why the fa-fa-fa-face!
shu-shu-shu-surely.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)

Surely you mean
a-a-a-a-sshole?
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 3:29, archived)