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( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)

Horse is a alien

(davew2.7 what?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)

BEWARE

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:53, archived)

Racist

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

HOMOPHOBE!

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

homophone

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

Toblerone

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

Trombone

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Foamahome.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

FATTIST

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

No, I think you'll find you're fattest.
Oh my god I did a Jimmy Carr joke. Somebody shoot me and rape my lifeless body.
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

but it's a good joke

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Are you turning down the chance to rape my dead bottom?

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

yes

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

*cries a single tear*
I thought we were friends.
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

"Somebody shoot me and rape my lifeless body"
Jimmy Carr said that as well...
With Body Language...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

Kindly direct me to him. I'd hate for him to not get his wish.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

That Way.. *Points*
*Runs other way*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

*runs off with wilkins in hand*

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

Wilkins...
*Guffaw*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

Nice. I fucking love this.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

( Mushroom, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahahah
awesome!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

peeeeeeeea

Edit: how rude of me, your pic is woo :)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

hahahahaha
brilliant
( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

=D
this is great!
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

Anyone got closer than 660?
I plus I is II. M divided by II is D. D plux C is DC, plus L, plus X is DCLX.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

ah bollocks
couldn't think of how to use the M
you win
( Mushroom, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

I don't.
You don't get anything unless you're closer than X to the number, and I'm exactly X out...
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

that's the closest you can get, though

( Mushroom, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

i can't believe
i've just spent the last 15 minutes trying to solve a countdown maths problem using roman numerals.
( new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

me too
I've really had to fight to make myself stop
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

i know i can do it
i bloody know it
( new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

haha awesome :D
my work here is done.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

Hint:
I didn't actually pick numbers that would make it do-able, unfortunately I don't think it can be done...

but great stuff for trying :)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

Carol would be able to do it.
If it were a full thread, it would have had a "I like this!" from me.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)

The only way Carol can do it
is if she takes out one of her dodgy loans for an extra X to add to the 660.

And thank you for the virtual click :D
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

661
(L+I)*(X+I)+C=DCLXI
( djol, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

bloody good!
you get one point :)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

I very nearly died there!
I've got a lung full of coffee.

Fucking magic!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

hahahaha

( new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

that's fucking ace!

( TomD Howdy!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

I Love Horses...
Best Of All the Animals
I love Horses.
'Cos they're my Friends...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

love do entire sexes on
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

...well.. They are the Best of all the Animals...

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

Get out
yer barred!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

repost for compo?
why didn't you compo it then? duh!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)