So there are these nuns in a car.....


Apologies for quickness, dirtyness, seam-mongering and general roughness.

All hail bumfish!

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

One of my all time favourite jokes.
Woo

bumfish
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

haha
that is a classic:)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Hahaha... It's not 'Rough' it's 'Stylised'
Good joke...
and Seam monger *Snortle*...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

stylised rustic
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Is that Christopher Lee? Can't see, sorry.
He's releasing an album.

Yes.

EDIT - He's an opera singer, so it's possibly going to be that kind of ting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Christopher Lee is releasing an Album... Really?
Oooh... I bet it's German Techno... He's Crazy for that...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

it's crossover gabba and acid skiffle

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

Now that is a Night I'd go to...
Strum and bass anyone (Folk with a kick)
Prog Grime...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

my ambition is to play
'spitfire' by the prodigy, on my ukulele
( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

hahaha...
I've always wanted to do a fake, over-earnest Coldplay style Version of Do The Bartman...

Haven't recorded it Yet...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

hahahah
lovely thought
( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

He's more into the rap game nowdays.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Straight Outta Da Grave...
I'm da Vampire Motherfucker...
I'm gonna Fang you up.. You and your Bitches...
Then I'll rhyme fucker with Motherfucker....

Ahem...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Haha.
Yes!
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

Christopher Lee is releasing an album?

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

I shit you not
Bizarre magazine has an interview with him. I haven't read it yet but the manwife has (overly excitedly, if you ask me) informed me that's what it says.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

I'll be getting that.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

*Also Signs up*
He's a star... A real Gent...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

You should.
It's got Aria Giovanni being gorgeous in it again.

and Sophie Howard with her baps out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

I'll also be getting
this soon
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:56, archived)

If it has Red/CoconutHeadFaceMan/Mother Nefarious/Thierry Toole...
As top Cast member.. Gotta be Good...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:58, archived)

I hope so.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:59, archived)

Ace!
But he's nearly 872 years old! I hope he doesn't over excite himself.

(Christopher Lee that is, not your manwife).
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)

Don't worry.. I've seen the Hammer movies...
If he pops a number of bored English Aristocrats (Modelled loosely on the Hellfire Club) will probably bring him back with an unexplained combo of Mumbo Jumbo, unrealistic blood and Large Sideburns...

(Oooh Have't watched any Hammers in Ages... Will have to dig some out)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:57, archived)

Well I likes it :)

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:52, archived)

good joke
shame about the seamage
( wjh31, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:54, archived)