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( squirrel76 Schrödinger's cat fell asleep at, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha, I like this.
Mainly because of the expression on Watson's face =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

he is contemplating an enormous cock
which is bearing down on him. He's excited but a little scared.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

We've all been there.
'nings Waspy!

Are you well?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

I am mostly well
I have a slight cold, but I feel I've beaten it off enough to happily drink and smoke myself stupid tonight and am therefore in a good mood.

And you?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

I'm not bad at all sir.
It's Friday, I have little planned for the afternoon, nothing for the evening, and a wedding tomorrow at which I'm playing a couple of songs in the evening and then drinking myself into a stupor.

What could possibly be better?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

Splendid!

Do you know what songs you're playing - your own or some covers?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

I hope this comes up as your quote on the board stats

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

haha
I've had some good quotes there recently.

Considering most of my replies are autocompleted "hahaha"s it's quite amazing.

edit/ postbear has the best quote at the moment.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

I agree with this

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

( mutated monty, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)