There are surprisingly few famous nightclub proprietors to choose from...

*EDIT*
OK.
This badger goes into a nightclub and asks the owner for a job. Owner sez: "Fuck me, a talking badger! You wanna try the circus, mate."
And then this picture happens.
*gets coat*

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( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)

crivvens
shouldn't it be a dog a circus and a plumber?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)

that's the version i know too

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)

*RIS*
*cries*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

a dog goes to the job centre and says i'm looking for a job
the guy says i have the perfect thing, the circus are in town and they'd love you.
the dog says i wouldn't have thought the circus had much call for a plumber
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

*sniggers*
Aaaah, I feel relieved now, I get all frustrated when I don't know the jokes...

Charrrz :)
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

This now makes even less sense to me.
I'm going to the pub after to drink lovely beer. That makes sense.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)

COCKBADGERS!
*has no clue*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)