The Aristocrats!


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( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hahaha!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

I see royal skidmarks
:O
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

are you like that kid in the 6th sense?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

Yes




no
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

Are you like that bloke in the Vicar of Dibley?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)

that's a woman
isn't it?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

What's a woman?
Where?
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)

that thing which smells nice,
just by the Bishop of Durham
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)

no... wait,
that's a bacon sandwich.

I'm always getting them confused.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

Does he see Royal skidmarks?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

If I was to be a character from the Vicar of Dibley
I would be Alice
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)

For a scary Reason.. I find her very Attractive...
Please feel free to taunt me mercilessly...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

Hahahaha
*taunts*
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

well . . . Alice's smile is ok . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)

alice?
who the fuck is alice?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)

My ex for one, oh how she hated that song.
Oh how I always had it in my head.
( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

*blushes*
Oh you!
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

i hope he's
corgi-registered
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

Hahahaha
Oh dear. The corgi makes it :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

that's no corgi, that's his
actual member
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:15, archived)

lawlz
that corgie is far too happy *clicks*
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)

yay for the corgi :D

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:16, archived)

nice!
compo it?
( rogan, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)