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( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)

I always thought it was a rabbit asking for lettuce in a butchers
I find your duck/pub variation disturbing
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)

it's always
been the duck pub combo for me
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

but but but
"I'll nail your fucking ears to the wall" works so much better!.. meh.
( D'artisan is frustrated by character limitations. FaceTwat?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

nah,
"i'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!" is the funnier.
(whatsinaname, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)

Me three
*scratches head*
( D'artisan is frustrated by character limitations. FaceTwat?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

i always thought it was a
butchers/rabbit/carrot scenario
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)