My all time favourite joke....
... What do you call a French Man who wears Sandels?



From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)

Hahhaahha
mind thos seams!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

Gimp
It's hard to find source images of a frenchman and a mans feet wearing flip flops without encountering weird man "foot pron".

Even harder to join them up using "The Gimp".
(golddust I'm going to Hull... I accept that now, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

select>feather
/dit: how rude of me: woo!

to optimize click the "Show Preview in image window" box when saving as JPG to know the image size
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

optimse too...

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaaaaaaaa!
Wheeee!

Vive la pun Francais!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

*ouch*

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)

a seamy woo from me

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)

Jacob Dyer?
bumfish?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)

needs more burnt neck

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

HAhahahaah!
Good old Phillipe!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip-flip
/stella
Gah!
/heather
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)

Stella?
Heather, Shirley . . . ?

EDIT: I dun't spose you're interested in trying to in a b3ta T-shirt in my tr3asure hunt . . . click my hat for details


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)

Has no-one won this yet?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

NOPE!
Keep guessing!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)

I'll give you £15 if I can win.

( The Doctor, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

I might just buy a fucking T-shirt
it's easier
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

I'm still trying
I'm trying hard!
I'm getting nowhere fast
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)

Depends how much of it you've drunk

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

look at his neck
his unburnt neck
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)