What's green and hairy and goes up and down?


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(GruffEddie, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)

the jolly green giant's arse when he's on the job

( new_matt, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)

Anna Nicole Smith's cunt?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

DOOF!
Hahahaha!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

afternoon Sir!
'noon all! *waves*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6897498
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

Noon wankchops

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)

who the fuck are you calling wankchops
you faces covered ape?

'noon! :)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)

"faces covered ape"?
That's really freaky.

No, you've actually weirded me out just thinking about that now.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

fucking hell
a monkey covered in faces!

what the fuck kind of twisted science created this beast

does it have multiple arses too? it'll shit itself silly

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

bindun
/southpark blog
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

yes
I'm aware of that

I was just wondering about it
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

erm...
did you make these?
www.b3ta.com/board/6897416
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

i replied
but ta for your concern

/B3ta police, DISSMISSED!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)

*claps*

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

at ease

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

wotcher, mr h.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

hello there sergeant
I have recenctly acquired a 5CD set entitled "Grow Fins" that may be of interest to you...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

Just imagine the state you'd be in if you listened to the whole thing all the way through...
Anyway - pop it in the post, there's a good chap.
I'll swap it for this poor, third-generation ferric tape copy of Wet Wet Wet's 'Popped In, Souled Out' that I've pinched off my sister.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

all right hobs

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

hello nobs

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)

'ello
ghlees
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

eww

( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

you would

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

Alright horrible?
*huggles*
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

hello there sexy!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

*beams*

( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

Oof!
'nings Horrible!*



*Translation: Hello stranger!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

yo! K-Mart!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
genuine tea+monitor moment there!
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

I'd hate to cause a fake one

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)

Hurrah!
Seamilicious too :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

You're so mean!
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)

the dead baby on my cock

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

dude...
seriously.... just.... ewww
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

heh

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

hahaha
you selfish bastard!

you should share!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)

WORRA YOU SAYIN ABOUT MY MUM?

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)

She's sour and fruity
and GREAT in crumble.
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)

mmmmm Crumble

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)

I like you.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

i know you do Dixie chick
i've kept all the letters you sent me
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)

Ironman?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

*licks*
www.b3ta.com/board/6897538
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

YAY
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

oi
this is a no grooming zone
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

what about fapping?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

Now that's GOOD science!

( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha!
'lo, you sly old young pub gropist, you.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

Did I grope you?
I'm so sorry, I was rather drunk.
( in vino veritas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

That's what they always say.
It doesn't heal the mental scars.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)