Nice tits! Where do you want the blinds?


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( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:59, archived)

Needs more tits
;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

^

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

On the kitchen window please.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

Isn't it supposed to be a nun in the bath?
/ac
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

No tits or nuns in this one, either.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:01, archived)

In ur subtitled movie
RISsing at ur dialogue
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

how so?

( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:02, archived)

'where do you want the blinds?'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:03, archived)

Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and the nuns were getting really hot in those black clothes they wear so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock on the door....

"Who is it?????", The man who knocked replied, "I'm the blind man".

So, the nuns decided to let him in since he would not be able to see them. The nuns let him into the room.... The man then looked around the room, then looked at them and said, "nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds?"

... and variations on same.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

Needs more tits

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

wears the soap

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

cool spot
Haha!
( mr spoons, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

I never played cool spot
but I liked toejam and earl
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

Cool Spot was good.
Get some James Pond, stat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

can you milk it play it on the DS?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

...milk it?
Heh, I like you. You make nonsense.

I have no idea. You can play it on the megadrive though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)

Don't have a Megadrive anymore
My brother once sold me his so he could buy a PS (the original one) and then later took it back anyway. He now has the Megadrive AND a Nomad.

And yes, I generally tend to make lots of nonsense. And on very rare occasions, sense.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)

Robocod!
Zool was the business too.
and what about superfrog.
RIP the 2d platformer
( mr spoons, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

Talking of tits
I got my first FP today and it's got big flapping tits in it.

Horrible Tits.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

You owe me new eyes

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

A
new wrist, more like.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)

I meant jappers
I've worn out 2 already
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

It'll last longer if you fit a rawlplug.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)

I know
I saw Nick Knowles do it on DIY SOS
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)

Sure it wasn't on OMG NSFW?

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)

Pfft!
Now that I'd watch
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)

:)
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( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)

what worries me
is that in about 20 years mine will probably look like that.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)