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[challenge entry] right click, properties, title or alt text, for full joke
a guy buys fish and chips from the chip shop but when he unwraps it there's hairs all over his fish so he takes it back. the chip shop guy apologises and gives him another. he unwraps it and it's the same. He gets a third one and it's the same too. The chip shop guy tells him he'll make a fresh batch of fish. While he's waiting a little girl buys a pie and chips. The guy says to her, exuse me love, have you got a hairy pie? to which the girl replies.

edit: not the name of the pic but the title text! like alt text but different.

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(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)
# 1172250343.jpg?
RIS
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Kindly get a straw and have your piss removed from my mind.

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *gets straw*
*jabs straw into The Doctor's ear*
*blows*
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *head a'splodes*

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)
# 1172250343.jpg? LOLZ

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# It's funny because I ruined everyone's filename humour with my timestamp upload names. =(
But woo!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ^^^^
That is the funniest thing I've read today
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# CURSE YOU CR3
*shakes fist*


Thank you for this hosting thing though, Saves me having my bandwidth raped.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# it's not the filename
it's the title text
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I'm working on ruining that too

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)
# aw

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I love this
and you for making it
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# zomgrofl!
that bird's doing a line!
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Isn't the source for this from a set of touching pictures
that idiots insisted showed a bird mourning it's dead mate which was soon ruined by an expert who pointed out it was simply trying to do an entire sex on the corpse?
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# it's a good job there's always an avian necrophilia expert on hand
to dismiss false assumptions
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# thats how I mourn

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Can I come to the next family funeral? I imagine you put the fun back into it.

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
#
Can I come to the next family funeral? I imagine you put the fun back a cock into it.
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
contains mild peril
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# mild peril!

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ahhh ha ha ha ha

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ZOMG BATTERED TURTLE

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Bumfish?
sorry
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# wossthayousay?

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6897789
(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
# oh dear

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)