Thought I better do one today. One of my faves


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( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

wtf man. RIS me hard

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

It's not a very well known one so bear with me while it type it
A man walked into a bar with a cat and an emu. He ordered a beer, the cat ordered the same but said he wasn't going to pay for it. The Emu ordered a scotch.
The bartender said it would be $11.48 and the man put his hand in his pocket and pulled out the exact amount of change.
The next night the exact same thing happened and it kept on happening for a week intil the bartender asked ' Can you please tell me how you always seem to take out the exact amount of money every time?'
The man replies ' well i had a jeanie. he gave me 2 wishes because he was late for a meeting. i asked him if i could pull out the exact amount of money every time'
The bartender says ' well that logical i guess. but what is with the Emu and that cat?'

'well, i also wished for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy. he got it wrong!'
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

was done
yest, but the shopping on this one is much better
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:19, archived)

TAG IT!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

RISsoles!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

ooo
that's a good 'un:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

you can't leave that lion there!

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

TJ: Anyone fancy a game of isketch?

(Livi70590 Master of Lurkage., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)

*spasms*
see you there

/edit: shit, i'm on a work computer and i need administrative permission to install shockwave on this computer. fucksocks.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)

?
I'm upset and confused by this challenge.
(Gene_Helpmann, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

www.isketch.net
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

gah - i'm on my laptop
:¬(
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)

you could make a laptop-only room
for those up for the extra challenge. hehe
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

I just went
and I won!

\o/
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:05, archived)

*kicks*
:-(
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

Cools

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)