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(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)

dae?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)

alt text or title

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)

ris?

(davew2.7 what?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)

alright dave?

( mictoboy, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)

That's no small Dave!

(Dooley, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)

Yes dave
Why?
(davew2.7 what?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)

Mrs Kingpin
loved that joke, so you get a woo.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

It's...
...good, except that's she black, white and blue.

Oh, and she doesn't tell the pope to fuck off.

Apart from that...
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)

She has already told him to fuck off, hence the ellipsis.
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)

Hairy...
Muff.

10 bonus points for knowing what an ellipsis is!
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)