How does a cow add and subtract?

evening all :)
( eclectech, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)

a cowculator! woo!
And now for something completely seamless:

(sorry!)
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

Fuck you.
I'd never wear a jacket without a tie.

[EDIT: I look like I'm about to tap dance there.]
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

or this:


not great. but hey.
(The Alchemist Is life always this hard ... Always like this., Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)

What's the tie?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)

a purposeless strip of cloth to hang round your neck?
or just a random google image...

Barbados Cricket Association 1992 Trophy Tie

apparently.
(The Alchemist Is life always this hard ... Always like this., Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)

Amazingly I have a feeling that the Barbados Cricket Association
is funded by the Manley cricket trust.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)

nice

( bert grr, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

ta
didn't see the colorful ones down there

|
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though.
(The Alchemist Is life always this hard ... Always like this., Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)

or this:
(lacks hummus, done quickly)

( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)

Hahah!

(Lord Foolius *Plop*, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

Brilliant work.

( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

I was considering doing that too.
Maybe use a different Cameron pic and it'd be a lot better?
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

their poses are remarkably similar
apart from their right arms. made it easier

do you think cameron was copying their body language to fit in? hand in pocket being the closest he could bring himself to hand down the front of his kecks.
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

Cameron is down wit de yoof.

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)

What is it with playing with their cocks?
They are as well, it's not just poding, they stand there idly tossing - it's amazing.

I hate chav culture.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

Oh dear.
I thought they were bad round here. Never seen anything like that though.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

They aren't wanking, as such
they are just sort of idly toying with it in a bored sort of way.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)

Ah right.
The idle self-cup.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:31, archived)

That's excellent.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

Cartoon sexy time?
But wheres JJ?
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

I'm right here, see?*
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/saslegoed.jpg

*may be total lie.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

Wahey!

( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:35, archived)

The spack gives the blonde a cock.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

Lots of phalic things going on in that one.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

I am torn between an adders/udders pun
and cowculators.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

This picture made me HAPPY!
'Tis brilliant!
(Lord Foolius *Plop*, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)

haha

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is drinking bloody maries, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)

hahaa
Cracking!
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)

Imagine that as a desk accessory.
"What's the square root of 59?" you'd say, and it would try to read the numbers off the buttons on its own belly upside down, and hammer away with its useless fat hooves, and stand there for ages getting it wrong and having to start again and breathing on you all the time with its cow breath. It would be awesome.
(_Felix ekorrar med brösten, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)

Arf!
Sold.
( We are the lemon I wrote a swear on it and now its all ruined, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)

Ha ha
boobies
( Lord Mue Master of his own toes, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)

Nice.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

Now that's super!

( bert grr, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)