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(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)

BEES!
no bees ;(
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)

BEES!

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

.
live in the trees?
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)

Where's Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!
when you need him?
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)

I was just doing pew, pew, Barley etc.
Bugger.

*closes imageready*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

pew, pew,barley..
Go on - carry on with it. It'll be better that that shite!
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:58, archived)

No, it'd only be funny because I did it now.
A picture of a pew twice, a bit of Barley and then wherever I went from there (I had only got as far as your pew!) would be a bit lame and I am idle.

I need new hummus. Michael Caine wasn't good enough and it's the only really funny thing I have done in an eon.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

I know but
I can imagine the grub and cuthbert (cuflinks?) but it wuld have been good to see what you came up with for Dibble.
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

Andy Dibble,
legendary Luton Town keeper.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)

fairy fluff but....
what about McGrew?
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:32, archived)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)

You're not wrong there.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

which is bigger?
Can I phone a friend?

Sorry. It looked smaller when I did it (I had my readers on)
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)

size in bytes
not width/hieght
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

It's only twice the recommended daily allowance.
Why worry?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)

Only half a shite now
Smallified the pic.

As a sporadic posterer I should take more notice of the rules.
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)

Awesome!
You could have just used the B3ta upload thingy. It has an automatic thumbnailler and is very spiffy indeed.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

automatic thumbnailer doesn't work for animations I think
anyway the resize is appreciated
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)

It did when I tested it for Cr3.
Maybe hes changed since then.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)

you may be right
I just seem to remember it saying it didn't. Haven't tested it
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)

I think it should, but it doesnt appear to work as I just uploaded a 400kb .gif
and it gave me an img tag with no thumbnail or resizing.
It should at least have made it a static image thumbnail. I remember it doing that before it was sorted.

edit: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32350/1172280278.gif
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)

Cheers
I don't know you could do that. Thanks for the heads up
(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)

No problem.
It still being tinkered with aparently and the resizing only works for still images for the moment Im guessing.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 1:34, archived)