What's small, red and goes up and down all day?

I should probably stop reading pages of bad jokes.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( eclectech, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)

it's funny cos it's woo!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)

In this case, technique is better than joke :D
The real punchline is "a dead baby in a lift", of course
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 19:18, archived)

Sexy tomato.

( Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)