and what happened when challenger blew?


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(hazbro has no marbles since, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)

RIS?

( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:14, archived)

space shuttle was delivering shampoo
and it burst

er, no I got nothing
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

Oh, i see. Thankyou kindly.
Dandruff in space, BLEUGH!
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

twas raining heads and forking.......
shoulders.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

and other stuff in space too
just think of all those bodily fluids in zero gravity

seeping

and jeanette krankie has to take her midget space helmet off and suck it all up in a straw and spit it all out the back of the space ship so as to provide basic thrust because there isn't enough fuel and then the other people on the space ship have to seep constantly, eventually they reach mars safely

they step out of the spaceship and breathe a sigh of relief, then they stop breathing, because the martian atmosphere caused asphixiation and they all drop dead

meanwhile, back at mission control, they are all laughing and sloshing gin about and congratulating themselves in a self satisfied manner, little do they know, that robot jeanette krankie reborn will return soon and destroy them wi'a broken bottle in the face of each a tha bastads
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)

arf
you drunk / stoned fool!
( sock is sock, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)

I haven't had a drop
or indulged in any chemical technology

I'm just really odd

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)

Hahahaha
I demand you write a book or something. I'd certainly buy it :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)

yay
I shall perform this great endeavour!

using words!

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)

Yussss!
And I'm serious about that as well. I think we need a b3ta collaboration to write some extremely demented book.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)

I think the effort should have a proper title
"Some Extremely Demented Book" would work nicely.
Though I think "A Collection of Polite Things (brought to you by b3ta.com)" would be even better
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)

heh
would it even sell

it would just be insane random ramblings of the deranged

with a few comedy penises/peni for effect ;D

I'm up for this challenge, but isn't someone already making a b3ta graphic novel/book thing?

tho it looked to be a rather high standard, and mine are rather low
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)

hmm
we can put your part in the front, and change the title to

"Discomeats wrote something lovely and demented and we added our own arse shit writing to the back of the book because we lack something called 'artisitic integrity.' And besides, we thought it was hilarious drunk off our asses as four in the morning."
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)

I could then ponce about like a published prosey twat
:D

hah!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)

Hahaha!
you said "ponce"
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:53, archived)

lol
so did you!

big ponce with fluffy cufflinks

like that lawrence lwweelwwlelen punchyface

:D

bouncing around the garden "oh this foliage just screams elegance with it's matching " **BALALALALAAM**
"Not so elegantly spoken now you've **BALALALALAAAMED** are you, you silly horse!"

ah, fantasy

/wistful dreaming blog
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:59, archived)

Hahahaha
Someone's slipped something into your tea sir! Start writing that farking book!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:00, archived)

Recently, I've mostly been drinking typhoo instant tea
it's clearly hallucinagenic
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:02, archived)

Ahhh
I assumed that was going to be more drawing based. I'd like to see something that was more of a novel...yet made fuck all sense. And was as surreal or twisted as all our minds could possibly be.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)

I'm not really sure
just the impression I got

the chap (can't remember who) did say that anything will be suitable for the pictures, be it magnificently skilled and crafted finery and drunken spazzing mspaint epic piss stained drooling squiggles

so who knows

tho a book somewhat entitled "RANDOM BOOK"

that was quite literally fucking random off it's tits sounds interesting

if the result of reading this is that people find themselves glued to the ceiling, bleeding slowly then I would say it was a success :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:53, archived)

The drawings were great
but giving everybody a page each meant the words were an incoherent patchwork of crap. Better off not collaborating, or collaborating really closely, or getting some kind of fuhrer in to run the show.

I meant an incoherent patchwork of crap in a bad way.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)

yeah
it has to be totally one way or the other

with some editorial uber fuhrer in absolute efficient nazi control

or a random spazzing of insanity, I fear half measures
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:55, archived)

Hahaha!
Either would do. Or any other suggestion for that matter :D
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:44, archived)

let's make a book!!
a fucking shitty book!

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)

I started one once. Only wrote when stoned.
I think the first 2 chapters are on another hard drive. It'll probably stay that way as friends and weed situation are in the past.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:11, archived)

ahh
is it deeply insightful?

or is it just madness?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:14, archived)

Complete balls is probably the term I'd use
Just surreal and with no point.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:24, archived)

which is very hard to make entertaining
consistently at least
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:30, archived)

zebras wanked

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:14, archived)

vigorous stripy bastards

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

go faster stripes

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

they should be content with their existing velocity
instead of using zebra science to go more fastly
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)

damn those zebra witch doctors

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

they will destroy us all*
(*or most of us)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

Zebras wanked vigorous stripy bastards?
Sexy results.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)

someone's been reading
Chomsky's hidden files
(DeadGoon autopilot, no control, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)

Shitty, fucking zebras.

( mofaha, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)

probably zebra time

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:16, archived)

( mofaha, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

needs more zebra
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)

shitty high speed vibrating zebras wanking different coloured stripes of wank against each other running to the river where a fucking shitty super zebra blasts them with it's laser eyes

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

and wanks

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

LASER EYES!!!

( mofaha, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)

THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)

the powerful excess zebra wank
is of such refractive index and opacity that it reflects the deadly laser eyes into a pretty monochromatic stripy zebra style rainbow, or a zebrow
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)

Holy crap, I just got here.
I wish I was here earlier.
( gronkpan, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:32, archived)

Grab a zebra
and get shuffling
( mofaha, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:33, archived)

'Ning!
Seems I'm the only cunt browsing Zombiemoonrobots. Why?!
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)

I've been meaning to get more stuff on there for the last few days, but I've had a job to look for and parties to go to.
How's it going?
( gronkpan, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)

Ahh right!
Not bad ta! I'm in the middle of sorting out some new leads and shit so I can actually start recording some music. I need some good software recommendations though (other than audacity).
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:14, archived)

I use cool edit pro, but if you're learning a new program you should probably go with protools or reason.
Cool edit pro is great for a simple recording interface with good noise reduction tools.
( gronkpan, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:18, archived)

Something to create a nice drum pattern would be ace
I got hold of fruityloops but it's a trial (torrent is messed up and none of the fl things seem to crack properly on it)
/though you'd think after 6 years with my current keyboard I'd learn to program it
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 3:26, archived)

Arf!
That's a Head above the rest!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

er
seven people died and their families cried a lot?
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:17, archived)

Head and Shoulders challenge?
No?
( BraynDedd is probably better than you, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)

It's a sick joke
about the dangers of pressurised shampoo bottles in deep space, many people lose their lives to it each year.
( sock is sock, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)

should I have used TWA 800
or pan am pics for the raining heads and shoulders joke?

the challenger joke is from when I was in the 6th grade. I was tossed outta class for laughing at the video.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)

lol
sicko
( sock is sock, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)

i just thought that picture of the explosion looked like a great big penis

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 4:24, archived)