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( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:50, archived)

I think I get it......

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:53, archived)

I want to hire a bunch of zulu warriors to follow me around
And they can throw spears at people who cheese me off.
"ZOMG MY KEYBOARD WONT WORK"
"is it plugged in?"
"OH. LOLZ!"
*Stab*

'ning jeccler. Hows things?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)

all that shield banging would make it hard to talk tho!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

What? It'd make it even better!
"excuse me, could you tell your zulus to be quiet?"
*STAB*
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

TODAY IS THE BABY'S DUE DATE!
*wears incontinance pants*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)

Yay! Congrats again and so forth!
Name and gender?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

Girl and "Nell"
Well, at least we think that lol
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)

ooohhhh
good luck!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)

Hahaha
I once had an embarrassing one in a massage place. Almost got more than I bargained for. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or her:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)

That happened to me too
But I just went with it :)

Afterwards I did feel a bit silly, since all the relaxation work that had happened prior was undone in a frantic massage table fuck
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)

Hihi bawls
Good weekend?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)

The bloke's sister and his 2 young nephews were over, so it was a bit noisy
but fun

Apparently, the youngest (8) said that I am "Very cool".

Blimey.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:03, archived)

sounds good to me!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:01, archived)

it was :D
ning!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)

more nings Dixon!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 9:29, archived)