If you haven't heard this joke i shall tell it in an edit.


a young boy wakes up on his birthday and his dad asks him what he wants to do.
boy: can we go t'fair?
dad: go t'fair? you think i'm made of money?
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what do you want to do now?
boy: can i have shot on t'roundabout?
dad: shot on roundabout? i've already taken you t'fair!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: ok what now?
boy: can I have ride on t'donkey?
dad: ride on t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair and given you shot on t'roundabout!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what now then son?
boy: can you buy me t'donkey?
dad: buy you t'donkey? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout and ride on t'donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: what's next?
boy: can we call t'donkey wank?
dad: call t'donkey wank? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey and bought the donkey!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

dad: now what?
boy: can we tie t'donkey to roof of t'car and take it home?
dad: tie t'donkey to roof of t'car? i've already taken you t'fair, given you shot on t'roundabout, ride on t'donkey, bought t'donkey and called t'donkey wank!
boy: but it's my birthday!
dad: ok

as they are driving along the donkey falls off the roof of the car but dad doesn't notice.

boy: DAD! DAD WANK 'S OFF!

(see picture)
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

please tell

( mongychops, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

hahaha

wanker the stuffed toy donkey?

classic joke :D
( prodigy69, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

that's the one
but the version i heard it was a real donkey
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

I don't mean to be rude
but that's possibly the worst joke I've ever heard. :¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)

why would that be rude?
i didn't make the joke up.
i just wanted to post a picture of a man shouting wank you off at a child
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

*Fundraises*

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

I haven't heard this joke

( in vino veritas went to http://www.tacheback.com/mister-crawfish, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

seconded
edit: god that's a shit joke
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post232142, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

thirded

( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

eleventy

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)

^this
+1
( Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)

duck feet

( cupz, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

Fisted

(Bumsmells, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

gah!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

+1 to infinity.
Beat that!
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

infinity times infinity plus infinity plus one
no two
no three
no INFINITY
no tiggy off ground!
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post232142, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)

he's good

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)

I WOULD BE INTERESTED TO LEARN OF THIS JOKE PLEASE THANKYOU.
edit: thankyou, and hahahhaha
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

seconded

( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)

thirded

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:29, archived)