There is an Irishman,an Aussie and an American
all trying to become a detective, but only one could
join,and to prove their bravery they had to shoot their wife
So the Aussie walks in picked up the gun but he couldn't do it
so he was disqualified
Than it was the American's turn so he walked in picked up the gun
but he couldn't do it either so he was disqualified
Now it was the Irishman's turn. He walked in and after a while they heard a crash!bang!crunch!
When he finally came out they ask him what happened and he said "I couldn't shoot her so I bashed her to death with the chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

myes.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha
Oh dear
( in vino veritas, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

RACIST!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

HOMOPHOBE!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

FATIST

( mictoboy, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

PEDIATRICIAN!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

BASSIST!

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

TAXI!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

ANTI-DENTITE

( King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

HATE CRIME

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

of course i hate it

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

LOVE CRIMINALS!

( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

:)
If you've suffered from domestic violence or know of someone who has call 0808 2000 247
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

If you've suffered from domestic violence or know of someone who has call 0808 2000 247
WE WON'T TELL YOU TWICE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

:(

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

yep

( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)