Why didn't you tell me bitch?


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( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Brilliant!
Have a woo yay:

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

I love Flat Eric.


So much. He's wonderful.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

I wish I could remember the song
I remember liking it (much to the annoyance of people around me)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

it goes
buh buh buhbuh, buhbuhbuhbuh buhbuhbuhbuh buh buh buhbuh buh buhbuhbuhbuh

like that
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

whump whump whump whump wagga wagga wagga!
*nods head*
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

oh yes, i was doing the remix version

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)

here you go
repcred.com/music/flat-eric
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

i've still got it on my ipod :)

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

here, cap'n
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2K1uKNMvuM
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

To all peeps answering me
I have no noisy nets! Not here, or at home!

Can someone fix my home soundcard remotely?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

sure
*fixed*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

Ooooh thank you
Now I can enjoy my new porn with sound!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

My favourite comment there;
"My sister used to fancy that thing"
( Stilton Cheesewright, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

I actually own the single.
:)

How are you today Captain? Are you in the mood for giving sympathy and unquestioning support to a poor little lost wheelybird?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

Of course I am!
*big snuggle and smackeroos*

Always got some love for the wheelybirdybun
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)

That's good.

I don't have anyone else to look after me right now. :(
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

Oh bunny!
We will all collectively look after you, with more captainy hugs than you can shake a big brown stick at.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

cool
I have a friend who's a bit of a music purist, yet he liked flat eric so much he bought (or talked about buying) that song, which he hated.

such is puppet-love.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

pfffft
woo

ning everrybuddy!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

'ning!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

did you bring biscuts?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:26, archived)

just garibaldis sadly...
oh an I've got some of those pink wafer things.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

PINK WAFERS!
*steals*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

Cool,
*puts on tea*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

Ning Paw

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:28, archived)

awright oor waspie
guid weekend?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

Aye, fair blootered like

yersel'?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

me an a'
seturday was a pure mess like.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:35, archived)

'ning dbroonbox

( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:32, archived)

good ning weaselhamper
how is it your end?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:33, archived)

Still attached to my body thank god.
otherwise, not bad. Yours?
( Keyboard Weasel, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

likewise still attached and ready for another week...
...since i managed to drag myself into work for 11.30 today. I'm well rested. Plus I've got a practice session for my new band tonight so that's quite exciting.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

I just seen
This in your profile & near shot snot out of my nose laughing.
Brilliant.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:31, archived)

Holesaler?

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)