How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?


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( Damocles shmamocles, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)

He takes off his glove.
Edit: actually that's improved him. Instead of keep having operations to try and save his 'nose' they should just do away with it altogether.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)

He has a rota.
Monday? Swarovski studded leather pimp nose.
Tuesday? Velvet lined royal nose with ermine trim.


Etc etc etc
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)

I read that as gimp nose.
Kind of appropriate I thought.

Right, I'm going home.

Goodnight b3ta!

*waves at everyone*

*squeezes really tightly past the Cap'n*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)

Nightly night, bangmaster extraordinaire
*laughs* ^ what?!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

*parps bum*
*PARP!*

gnite
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)

To get to the other side!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

I've got some weird internal gondola thing going on in my imagination now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)

Internal Gondola? With a huge goose wearing a beret doing the pokey-pokey thing

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

Oh god
*head explodes*

You know how impressionable I am!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)

imagination poop-chute
( mofaha : life during wartime, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)

Terrible?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)