Carrots....(whats orange and sounds like a parrot??)


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:33, archived)

yay for carrots

( Mushroom, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)

Dale Winton?
'nings all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)

hahahahaha!
and 'ning!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:02, archived)

maybe I'm missing something but
I don't see much work on this image. It's humorous, yes, but was it really worth its own thread?
Just to make it clearer: some people spend several hours to produce some of the images on here and it's a bit rude to push their work out of the board with a 15 seconds "text on image".
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:41, archived)

Joke is better than technique.
It does look a pit like a parrot's beak, though. The text is artfully placed.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)

And it's a bespoke font

( mofaha, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

Thanks
Thanks...A punchline doesn't need to be elaborate...Just 'punchy??' :)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:45, archived)

Sure. Jokes are better than technique
but it helps to know how the board works so that one can make better judgement calls wheter a pic deserves its own thread or can be put in an existing one.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)

I didn't say jokes are better than technique.
That's a view I don't subscribe to. I hate jokes.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)

meh!
/mnggg blog
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)

OMFG HE HATES JOKES LOL

( mofaha, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

I like the sound of your board, it sounds like a lovely, friendly, fun place to be.
humourless twunt.
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

joke is better than technique *
* Please note - this does not pertain to our 'resident front page artists'!
(Pasanonics Mum, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)

this^
There ya go I made another one for ya...


( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:44, archived)

how uncalled for...

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

I don't think I was rude
nor angry. As this already happened yesterday, I simply though that knowing how the board works might help.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

don't drag me into this!
:P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

GUILTY!!!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)

My personal fave
Is to reshop it back to the original and then give it back to them to have a second go:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)

Seeing your very large profile ID makes me want to tell you to
COCK OFF

Because we were all here first and don't presume to tell you how the board works.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:46, archived)

yes. b3ta is alive thanks to your 1717 posts in 5 years*
keep up the good job! you are my hero!


*less than one post a day
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:25, archived)

Pfftt
When every thread has to prove whether it's worthwhile or not this won't be b3ta any more.
( mofaha, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:46, archived)

indeed
fucking rules all over the place, not faq ones mind
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)

never said it was a rule

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)

i've had many a fp with text on an image
how many you had?
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)