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[challenge entry] Indigo...No I'm not telling the whole joke (unless you want me to!!!)


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:49, archived)
# less bmp more jpg
EDIT: can you tell me the whole joke please
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Given that it's under 9kb
I don't really see the problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# gif. shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# gifs have frames that work

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
!
(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite 3948-7828-7914-9676, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:00, archived)
# the joke
wouldn't be under 9k, even as pure text
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# the whole joke...
One day the King of purple land decided that his purple queen deserved a nice purple crown to top her purple dresses. So the purple King went to his purple cashbox to get some purple money...However on checking his purple cashbox he found he had only 10 purple land gold coins..Not enough for a purple crown for his purple queen..So he sent for his purple treasurer and said to him 'Go into the purple village with my purple soldiers and get some purple taxes off my purple people..' 'OK' said the purple treasurer..He got some purple soldiers and went out of the purple castle down the purple road to the purple village where all the purple people were having a purple fayre..The purple treasurer announced that the purple king wanted a purple crown for his purple queen to go with her purple dresses and that he needs to raise some purple taxes to pay for his purple crown...The purple people turned round and said-'Purple off!!' So the purple treasurer told the purple soldiers to take the purple people to the puple jail until they paid the purple taxes for the purple crown...so the purple soldiers arrested all the purple people and took them to the purple jail as they approached the purple jailer came out, opened the purple door and said to the purple people 'INDIGO'
Be careful when you tell this joke that you have an escape route!! This is just the shoert version!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:02, archived)
# i'm going to kill you
for making me read that
(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Indigo
Sorry but blame jezzball he asked!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:06, archived)
# puple?
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# You'd think that as ruler of Purple Land you'd learn to just take it for granted that things are purple, and only specify a difference really

/ruins the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:04, archived)
# its better
It's better told face to face---streach it out for about 20 mins to really piss off your now ex mates....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# bizarre
you have a bizarre way of posting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Bizzare...
How so??
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Treating the title as an actual title
You treat the title as an actual title. Nothing wrong with that. Just thought I'd mention it.

you fucking WIERDO - everyone! BURN THE HERETIC!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
I liked the "purple off" part best.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:05, archived)
# needs more MAGENTA

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# but magenta is not a *colour!
-



*spectral
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:11, archived)
# since when?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:12, archived)
# /ninja'd
i was shocked to discover that recently
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I don't think that fact will change the way I live my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:16, archived)
# but but but
the meaning of the magenta CDC changes dramatically!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Yay! The Hobbit
*reminisces"
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
I'm liking your posts tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:30, archived)
# that fucking joke
back when i watched big brother someone was telling that joke (told it about three times in 2 days, think it was BB2 or 3) and it made it onto E4's highlights section on the interactive menu. never found it funny then because the twunt who was telling it started laughing so i missed the punchline. i now find it severly lacking in humour as it's too bloody long
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:14, archived)
# what's the point of the same sized bigger version?
semi woo though
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it's the b3ta host thing
it resizes/compresses if it's too large!
(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I think it must have been automatic.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I love that
And I made ya a jpg to nick...


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# it seems to be
broken bigger
(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# That's gratitude for you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:55, archived)
# That's OK
I got the gafa tape out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Ooh! *holds out wrists*
This is a fun game!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:59, archived)
# You're just too cheap to but wax:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Heheh, actually I have special bondage tape for those games, but it's a pain to wrap back up again
so sometimes gaffa tape is an appealing (and quick) alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:08, archived)
# cor :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ^^ what he said

(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)
# thanks for that
ta
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)
# hurrah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I've just googled this joke and you are due a spanging!

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/6907448
(I helped save b3ta! naD, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 19:10, archived)