A: Wipe it off and apologise!


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( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)

nice
mornin', how is the world of tomorrow?
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

its big, its scary
AND ITS HERE NOW!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)

argh!

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)

oh wait - thats my breakfast
i gotta good job
im getting good grades
the future looks bright
i gotta wear shades!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)

classic

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)

shouldn't it be
"what do you do when you come across an elephant?"

I've not heard it so I might be wrong :)
( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

Why does he wear a harness?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)

Do you really need to ask?

( Bloop wasn't here on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)

SAFETY!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)

How do you know when you've just passed an elephant?
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You can't get the toilet seat down.
(rogerzilla, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)