Don't know if the slang is common in England...


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(TimChuma, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:19, archived)

If it wasn't for b3ta, i'd never know when tuesday was.

( Leningrad, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

That and CSI!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:20, archived)

and Life on Mars
:)
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

And incest..

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

That and the feeling that
last weekend is now but a distant memory, and next weekend is still too far away to get excited about...
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

You just ruined my day with self actualisation!
¬
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

You can enjoy incest any day of the week
:)
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

Not really, its only good on tuesdays for some reason
but on the other hand (insert joke about sex with one of your siblings here) is ok anytime!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

meh, i never got into that
and the new series clashes with CSI
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

This
Lots of things clash with teh CSI
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

This is because CSI
is on 24 hours a day on one channel or another
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

But what Thor said
'Tis a new Series!

that and the fact that Sara Sidle
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Thing is
Channel 5 shows CSI all the fucking time.

Life on Mars is som,ething special.
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

tuesdays is new series of CSI
and i never really rated life on mars, i saw the first one and the end of the first episode was disappointing.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

life on mars aint on ternite?
:(
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

yay! CSI
means I'll miss yet another Battlestar Gallactica though
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

hahahahahahah
quick nings Leningrad & all, I'm in training today and tomorrow, so no time for the good things in life...
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

What are you being trained for?
'nings
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

"How to Invade Countries"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

*makes funny remark about hitler speeches*

Supertoll!

/edit: hahaha!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

i bet it's just a room of people shouting
in an agressive germanic tone.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

FREE SEX WITH THOR*
*offer applies tuesday and wendnesday only, no refunds.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

*Queues*

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Do we have to go the whole 2 days though, could be a challenge

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

yes
but i will allow toilet breaks and you get an hour for lunch and two 15 minute breaks.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

Hmm, what is the payment plan then, do you accept paypal for these shinanigans...
and is lunch provided
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

pay pal or all major credit cards
or cash.

lunch is not included but there is a garage up the road that does sandwiches.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

Huzzah
*EDIT* *joins Queueueueueueueueueueueueueueuueueueueueueueueue*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

Good day sir

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

Good Day Bunsters

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

I'm already a bit thor from last night
but free thex is not to be miffed
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

hazzar!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

'ning bawls
*does the manly handshake hug thing*
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

*tweaks bum*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

'ning!

( Leningrad, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Yea its amazing how b3ta finely tunes your week
Monday is the warmup and anything after Tuesday is a relief
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

^THIS

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

Have a drunk photo of me to make fun of then...
Here:


Feel free to use it in future challenges or whatever.
(TimChuma, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

it seesm not to be working
maybe you should read the FAQ

thank you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oh god
You don't know what you've done.
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

RUSSELL FUCKING GRANT

( Leningrad, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Grrrreeeeat!

( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

Noobie Tuesday

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Haven't seen you on here for ages!

( Leningrad, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

I was banned

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

Haha, what for?!

( Leningrad, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

you should have a show on Living TV

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

arf!

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

We have redexes
here too.
(giantrobot Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

I have redex!!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

As this thread is a load of bum
I'll stick in a pea from the wee hours.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

I like this and will type so

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

You are Johnny Thread Save....
Hurrah!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Yes, hurrah!

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

and Hurrah Again...

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

and whay is that a compo entry?
and where are the pictures of your dog i want to look at?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

Beware new person!


go the the FAQ
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

I thought the point of your little badge was to be grumpy with people who were grumpy with newbies
not to seem overwhelmingly grumpy at new people
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

the badge is a sybol of tolerance,
post the badge with either a helpful comment or instructing them to read the FAQ and the noobie doesnt feel like everyones insulting then for a basic error
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

looks like a massive repetitive eyesore
OOOOOH BURN!!!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

its a deep buuurrrn...

*writhes*
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

Hello Paul
Love Paul
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

pffft
the novelty never wears off ;-)
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

i'm secretly gay for you.
and you cock animations
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

If you click on the badge it could go to the FAQ!
/helpful suggestion
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

No offence
but that badge is getting on my tits already and it's only been about an hour
( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

This with more "10 minutes"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

meh,
its only really going to be used on tuesdays.

Its meant to be eye catching so the Noobs notice it.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

If some noobs don't notice lots of replies calling them cunts, telling them why they are cunts and giving links to the FAQ, then I think they are beyond help

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

thing is
ive seen it happen loads of times, a new person makes a mistake everyone calls them a cunt and they just start posting random abusive shit in return.

It seems really stupid to me.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

this is because they are stupid
I agree : if they don't read the replies properly, they won't get the point of the badge either.

good idea, but probably won't work. :(
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

THIS
with more 0 minutes
( 4dam party, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

ARR! Poop!
I can't find the dimensions you allowed to post images.
(TimChuma, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

literally everything you need to know
is in the frequently asked questions page.

Its very reader friendly, dont scan through it read the whole thing and people wont call you a cunt anymore
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

any one will do, butif you don't post in this one we won't be able to see it because it will be out of phase
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

Hey! New kid!
You've got ketchup on your tie.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Ian Woosnam, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)

hahahahahaha
that's fucking awesome
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Rather inspired
Woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

greeeeatt

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Oh great. Not only do we have the standard FAQ line for noobs, we have this image scattered everywhere
/going back to class

tra!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

hahahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

right thats it
im going back to bed, wake me up when noobie tuesday is over.
In fact i feel compeled to actually do some work instead of looking at wasted posts and trolls.
L8s b3tapeeps

edit: oh and

board nazis hhhhooooooo!
( hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Why am I looking at pictures of your Red Ex?
Preview is your friend...


( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

although it's raining out
I think I'll nip outside and stand on the traffic island wanking my cock and shouting "Gertch cunt fucking tossbag ANUS" at an ladies I see.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

COR!
*drives to London and hangs around traffic islands hopefully*
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

there's a lot of traffic islands
but you'll know if you find the right one
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Does it mean chicken lover?

( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

Please use the preview window to check your image loads
before posting

Also please read the FAQ about images being safe for work and the correct size. Cheers.
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

*insert patronising comment here*

( 4dam party, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

this...
should be in the talk board, the main board is pretty much reserved for images (and comments on them), check out the FAQ and make sure u look at the boards to see how things are done
( wjh31, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

e gad, a n00b
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)