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( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

*hits Esc*
hahahahahaa
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

I never knew that worked until now.
I've always just clicked on it.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

we mac users have to hit the scroll bar

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

Us PC users have to get undressed and do the Maccarana
Well that's what my Computer Studies teacher told me.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)

i fell seriously in love with the girl in the blue wig
and silver hotpants from the macarena video
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy Macarena
AIIII!
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)

*songs*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

she was (is) so unutterably beautiful
i'd have married her without question
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

Do you have a pic?
I never saw it . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)

sadly no
and she was part of an ensemble so you only ever got tantalising glimpses
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

Bah!
I want a tantalising glimpse now . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

try youtube maybe
but i doubt the comprsession will do her justice
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

Trollop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNsb4zP76gE
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hubba Hubba!
THAT'S what I'm talking about!

EDIT: She looks a bit like rabbitz!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

AIII?
Are they from Ali G clones?:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

I like Macaroons

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)

I Like (Ennio) Morricone

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

Yeah
well I've has the op since then:P

Was it you that wanted a room for the 3rd?

I forget.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

yes please!

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

Cool what time do you think you'll be in London?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

i will gaz you

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

i'm glad i read that slowly
i though youe were going to say "in lazytown"
( new_matt, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

so did I, first time
:S
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

i am still unsure as to what the hell lazytown is

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

annoying shit kids programme

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)

it's a very weird kids program
with a girl with pink hair.

and a guy who jumps in the air a lot.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)

sounds riveting
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

and puppets

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

huh?
are we discussing scrolling down?
you could hit space bar
but i am confused i say
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

nope
stopping gif animations
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

oh
I just pull the mouse across it, it tends to catch the frame i want
i am a cheatin' mac user, i know
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

Cunning. Some daysI just blink quickly
and try to synchronise my eyes being open with the frame I want to look at.
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

noon
Miss Nawah!

nay we are discussing pausing animations

Hitting Escape on the mac opens up a hatch in the floor which we fall down if not careful
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

i recently activated those 'hot corner whatsits' on my mac
and i'm actually finding it more annoying than useful. But then my mouse broke and I am back to using the touchpad again.
i don't hit esc. unless i'm trying to break my mac.
but then I once crashed a whole PC system that was rendering a 2hr movie overnight by unplugging a device. Blue screen of death. On a mac you'd just get a slight telling off.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)

pfft
The corners can be useful

what is annoying is on the mighty mouse how accidentally centre clicking opens the dashboard :(
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

nah, switched the corners stuff off
I was activating it with the side buttns of the mighty mouse, and never used it properly anyway.

I F12 the dashboard.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

ooh
not a fan of the mighty mouse
prefer the rip-off clear one you can get in john lewis with a proper right/left click. much better.
mine was a free old one off a mate. going to get that one next.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)

simple solution is to delete dashboard
it's shit
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

Nope
Click the actual blue scroll bar, it'll cause the gif to pause until you release.

Not in the sexual way.
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

no
on safari, at least, if you click on the scroll bar button the animation stops.

this is great as it's like using a "next frame" button.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

I just read it as it went past.
but then i'm boring like that...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

Shhhh....
I'm a Mac user... But if they hear that...
*Throws eyes around with Suspicion*

Quick into the Tunnels...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

do they have stuff?
*gets excited*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)

Yes.. and bits and Bobs....
And some Thingamejigs...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)

wahey!
*joins*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

WOO!
Me too.
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

me too!
don't forget me!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:17, archived)

*Doesn't forget niceandwarmandhot*

(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

*Prides*
At last A Band of mac users...
Now we can say: It's not our fault they do those unbearably smug adverts...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

oh fuck yes
I have 2 macs, but those fucking adverts...

"I'm a mac, I don't get viruses!"

Perhaps because 99% of pcs run windows? So virus writers don't bother making osx versions?
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

Yep... And Macs don't get Viruses.. they just Carry 'em...
So all of your PC mates can get 'em and then get mad...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

*pffft*
Get a Mac, 'cause it's cool to be a carrier!

/MacistBlog
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

*holds secret stone door open*
Hurry, it's starting to roll shut!

Don't forget the Torches!
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:21, archived)

i'm doing a logo
because i should be working and it's more fun
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha!
Hull, you baddy!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

haha!
brill!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

Why are there no Ethiopians on Dartmoor?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)

I don't know....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

It's those damn tricky new imigration laws.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

I don't get it....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)

That's why they're so tricky.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

little shites
*readies blunderbuss*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)

I'm still waiting for you to create a mashy
:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

mashey?
wassat?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

immigration regulations?
lack of funds for airfare?
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

Parrots eat them all?

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

cattlegrids.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

because it's miles away from their home country and they have a very shonky transportation network so the chances of them getting there are very slim
unless they ahve been bought back to this country by a caring oxfam worker for some medical treatment and they are on a day trip to see dartmoor.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

hahahahahaah
had to time esc just right
( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

I use the scroll on my mouse
If you press down it stops the world.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)

not on this steam-powered piece of shit

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha
how many valves does it have?
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha
How many signs do they need?! talk about over kill.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

*scroll-button clicks*
*gets*

*groans*
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

silly bird
you are running around in circles, the natives will wait until you get tired then kill you with AK47's
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

arf

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)

Shirley, they've eaten all the AK47s?
you needlesslyapostrophising git! What are you, a feckin' greengrocer!?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

AK47's Sticks
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

voop!

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)

This am teh love
This afternoon has made me rethink my plans to destroy b3ta
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

eh?

( mictoboy, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ha ha!

( Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

( new_matt, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

I know I've had too much tea
whan I start snorting and stomach-cramp lauging at neville pictures.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

www.patinastores.com/Products/Monkey_Key_Covers_061217.cfm

*proofs*
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

Tsk tsk, The Neville.
Such rudes from your headmouth. :(


( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)

Fresh!

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)

god
i wish you could "i like this" normal posts
( new_matt, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)

hmmm
perhaps a "make likeable" checkbox on the write form?
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:19, archived)

hey
recovered from last nights exhibitionism?
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hahaha yes :)

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)

pfffft

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
This rocks
( 4dam party, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

I know this ostrish

(duck Quack !, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)