So I get in from work and Mrs. Woodbine has been at it again...


She really should get her own account... She apologises for the quick and dirty nature of the picture, trust me, she is improving, I didn't even help her one bit on this one.

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( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:06, archived)

Would you ask Mrs Woodbine what this picture means?

( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)

means paintshop rules
edit

M$ paint
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)

he is "dog" the bounty hunter
she is calling him, that's all i got from it
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

Why is he in the middle of a road leading to an underground carpark?
Where are his legs?

and ... ?
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

how does he smell?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)

I know this one
it's "Jamaica" *beams proudly*
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:16, archived)

bounty hunter???
I thought that was a program in my mind when I'd drunk 15pints. I didn't know everyone could see it.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

i am in your head
stealing your drunken nightmares
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:17, archived)

*points at title text*
Something about what do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you like, it still won't come to you.

I thought it was very funny and a pleasant change from dog/nose gags that seem to have been done to death.

Hold on, Alaska...
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:10, archived)

Ahhhh I get it now...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he can't reach you.

Or something like that.
(EasilyRecognisable changed her username for a reason, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

Ah
I see.
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:11, archived)

fairy nuff
didn't hover on this one, but i thought the joke was:

my dog's got no legs
what do you call him?
cigarette, cos every night i take him out for a drag
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:15, archived)

Mrs RIS?

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:09, archived)

6
I resign
(clut, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)