Fuck me, I'm funny


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:18, archived)

crikey
what lsd induced vision was that pulled from
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

we'll be the judge of that

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:19, archived)

Computer says no

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

i'd rather
just smile at you, then run for cover.
(Craig [Est. 1985], Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:20, archived)

This is my favourite cookbook, if you look carefully you can see why...

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

Grenades?

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:21, archived)

No
Limes, damn you, limes!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:28, archived)

bah, y'silly bugger

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:22, archived)

"now these M-20 fragmentation grenades are very dangerous"
"so only put them in for 30mins at gas mark 7"
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)

he is fucking the parsley

or hiding the fact he is being blown by a small boy
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:23, archived)