stretching it a bit, but still a punchline of sorts


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)

what the HELL is going on in that

( naD, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)

"I wish my wife was this dirty"

(Sticky Label, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)

'Oh wait, she is!'

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)

'Shave me'..
..surely?
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)

if that was a brunette
and fatter it'd be my ex-wife


ps. and hairy unkempt twat too
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)

welldone for not skipping on detail ! have a star.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)

CTM
CRUDELY TRIMMED MINGE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)

I am watching tron.
this means nothing to me. is she your wife?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)

TRON!
YAYZ0RZ
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)

think of things people write on dirty vans

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)

Also available in white?
RACIST!
( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)

pfft!

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

( Mushroom, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:27, archived)

I have never written anything on a dirty van
IN MY LIFE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)

why doesnt she have a ring?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)

Why doesn't she have knees?

( in vino veritas, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

( Mushroom, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)

FRONFRONFRONFRON
fron!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:28, archived)

( Mushroom, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)

Hahaha
I love the GMOS touch ;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)

there's a subtle one in the first one too

( Mushroom, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)

I hadn't noticed that!


( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)

nods approvingly...

(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

hahah
i like it
(Sticky Label, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)

Hahaha!
I wish my wife was this dirty?
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)

also available in white?
oh - thats just dirty cars isnt it? doesnt quite work with women... hmm or does it?
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)