Visualize the punchline you say?


Best to leave a little to the imagination.
Not a magenta cock in sight...

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)

Riddle me this, riddle me that, why is Jam carey....
not funny? not related to maria moon head carey?
You ou u woo!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:33, archived)

yay a batman post - a tenuous excuse to pea-roast this:
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/batmancomplete.jpg
( Damocles shmamocles, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)

I don't get that at all, but
it made me laugh, because we had a presentation today from senior managers.
One of them was supposed to be in a tree costume for a piece on the environment,
but he discovered just before the start that he couldn't get into the trunk, so he did it just wearing the lime green leotard.
Sadly, no photos were allowed.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)

meh
Sadly Fortunately
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)

The photo from the post below
illustrated a small part of that horror.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)

and these are your SENIOR MANAGERS?!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)

Yup
If that's what you have to do to be in that job, I'm happy to just sit at my desk hacking code.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

I'd have gutted them all like fish, by now.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

Carey was terrible as the Riddler
please replace him with the late, great Frank Gorshin now!
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)

I thought it was Annie Lennox

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
you made me do a big Living Room LOL
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:45, archived)

Arf!

( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)

will some one
help me out with that one...
I just got a new OS and I can't find any of my stuff..
Intuitive search.. Gah!
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

have you checked behind the fridge?
it always falls down the back
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

i have decided to name my first cat batman
i also thought a good name for a dog would be 'Shouting'
( mr spoons, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN?
 
Nice.

Call your dog Meneighboursapaedo.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

My dog is called "DOG"
"DOG COME HERE" good dog, works so well :)
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)

; )

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)

Hahaha!

( mr spoons, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:48, archived)

My current cat is Jones.
Hardly original, I know.

If I ever have another, it will be called Oedipus.
Oedipus the Greedypuss.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)

:D
my last two were called Joyce and Roy.
( mr spoons, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)