Was always crap at jokes :D


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( SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:28, archived)

he he
elephants with painted nails
( naD, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:29, archived)

And what's the loudest noise in the jungle ?

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)

PAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!!!!!!!!

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)

Well it should be "storks eating cherries"
but chummer up there painted the elephant's toenails not the elephant's balls which completly fucking ruined my wonderful post
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)

nah you're wrong.
the loudest noise in the jungle is definitely PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!!!!
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)

isn't it
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhooooooohhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhoooohhhhooooohhhhhhhhh! ?
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)

Wrong...this was taken from a BBC Natural world podcast not 2 minutes ago
MY NAME IS BRIAN BLESSED AND I'M HERE IN THE JUNGLE SPEAKING TO YOU BECAUSE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH HAS GONE ON HOLIDAY
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:38, archived)

ahahahahahahahaha
you win teh internets
( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

*rubs Glee with hands*

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)

bardon you !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:34, archived)

burden me?

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)

pfft
:)
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)