Noah is going about his business one day, when suddenly god descends from the heavens in a clash of thunder!

N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....



















wait for it....














*runs*

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Count Vanderhoff trying to learn tattyshop, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

twice? ;)
mmmmmmnnng!
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

*dies*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

Gaaaaah!

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

*spangs*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

PFFFFFFFFFFT!
ha ha
( naD, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

*colon explodes*

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
*spangs*
:D
( in vino veritas, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

Arf
reminds me of my first ever post

www.b3ta.com/board/2884319
( miamistu snagglery, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yay!

( Weetobix is a married man, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

groan
*chases with giggle stick*
(BiggLes |_337 |$ ()\/3rR473|), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)

but but...
what does it say?

I can't see the pic, b3ta is banned at work :-(

(i'm using barnesy.org before you ask)
( SocialRobot http://www.justgiving.com/Stuart-Alldred, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)