A quick one, then I'm off to do some w*rk.


And if you don't get it, here's the previous moment.

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( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hahahaaaaa!
Wheee!

Come back for the 3pm draw off!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

I can't, I've got to go and train a Doctor* at 3pm.




*On how to amputate feet O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

You have to train doctors about amputating feet?
Awesome! Tell them to use a wide blade chainsaw.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

Hedge trimmer.
With blunt teeth.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

Axe.
It's quickest and, although it's quite painful, feet amputated in this way WILL grow back*.



*possibly
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

...well you are the professor.. So I guess...
*Sharpens Axe*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

I always saw him as an engineer or sciencey professor
but a PHD in sawing off peoples feet.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

Maybe it was a joint Course...
Mornings Lab Coats and Diagrams... Afternoons Hacking limbs off with out-dated instruments...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

I clearly did the wrong course

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

Just Computers and Weaseling?
I think it's served y'well...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

Well yea
But sawing off human limbs was my dream.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

Maybe just keep it as a hobby...
You know it never works mixing Business and Pleasure...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

I guess...
Hey? Don't suppose you have any limbs that need sawing off?
For you I'll do it at mates-rates; £4.50 a limb
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

That's a bargain in anyone's book.
I charge nearly 20p more than that.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

You're such a bad liar.
What are you doing at 3?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

tugging his friend, I'll wager!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

I've got to train a Doctor...
...but not on how to amputate feet.

On how to use our new computer system.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

LIIIIIIIIIES!

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

Seriously though
Amputations aren't fun. I've been handed an amputated leg, which was gross.

Wasn't mine though, so I was fine with it.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

Who the fuck handed you an amputated leg?
Its quite impressive as far as office pranks go.
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

Clearly you have never been to..
*insert hated place here*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

Er
The doctor that had just sawn it off the person it had previously belonged to. Not so much a prank as I was getting paid to put it in a bin bag and incinerate it.
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

You then had to incinerate a whole leg?
You work sounds so much cooler than it probabily is
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)

Use a block of wood and a sledgehammer
And be all crazy and shit
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

Aw crap no
I only just got that scene from Misery out of my head and now it's back!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

Ah, love that film, one of only 2 scenes i never watch
that and the achillies heel slash in Kill Bill vol. 1
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

Ooooh Nasty....
The Chelsea Smile scene in The Krays and the Eye in Un Chien Andalou, they always made me shiver (all the way to m'timbers)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

^this
both of those are 'orrible.
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)

ooh almost forgot :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

You'll so win
you talented smarty bastard.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

it's not about winning :)


it's for shits 'n' giggles
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

True.
But you'll still win metaphorically.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

what draw off is this?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

Female versions
of male superheroes :)
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

coooool

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

I'm doing a Tutt version of someone WAY cool . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

Why did i think of Raiden from MGS2....
pre done for me
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

female versions of superheros
but not batgirl, supergirl and the like :)


like doc octopus's sis...daisy doc oc :D
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahahaha, oh dear!
now go off and crack one off over some nurses do some work - I'm paying your wages etc etc!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

Thanks to the wonder of the internet we can all do that now
!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

You read TheDailyWTF
AICMFP
( teedyay, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

No Idea

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

hahaha
nice
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

is he wearing
a 'got root?' tshirt?
just seems an odd person to be wearing ThinkGeek. Well, just seems an odd person generally.
( St3cks, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

There's no place like...
::1
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)