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( Bad Horsey, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)

CAN I HAVE A ROLL WITH IT?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)

LIDL by LIDL
gave you everything you ever needed
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)

I have listenend to a lot of classic Oasis on my iPod today.
YOU AND I ARE GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRR
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

on purpose?
are you a masochist?
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)

^ this
the missus made me listen to fucking Wonderwall the other week
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

...It's like an Enema...
Cleans your ears for nice music...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

I like Oasis. Always have done - ALWAYS WILL.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

tragic
listen to the beatles, or the quo or any of the other myriad bands that are better than oasis but who's spirit has been co-opted by them
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

Status Quo? I didn't think anyone actually liked their music
I thought it was kind of a joke. WE'RE IN THE ARMY NOW... WOOOOOOHAOOOOOH

EDIT: And it's all subjective - I like a greater amount of Oasis tracks than I do Beatles tracks. BEATLES = OVERRATED.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

well that's partly my point
oasis are this generations quo
(but actually the quo's early stuff is blissfull)
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

exactly - THIS generations.
I'm stuck in the mid 90's as far as music is concerned. Oasis, Pulp etc.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)

let us not fight
we are each entitled to our own opinion
no matter how wrong yours may be :)
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

meh
I like what I like.

I'm certainly glad I don't like gash like Status Quo.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

you don't like gash?

( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)

yeah!
because the Quo and the Beatles were influenced by NO-ONE!!

NO-ONE YOU HEAR!?!?!?
:D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

that's not my point
influence isn't plagiarism
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

Like Indie Hip Hop...
Take the Melody from someone elses song and put your own words over it...

But I guess that's a LOT of music...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)

i decorated the lounge
but B&Q certainly aint taking the credit for it :P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha...
That is Fair enough point m'yoot...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

i'm not even an Oasis fan
my brother listened to them so much, they were overkilled in our house

but i've never noticed any Oasis tune i could
directly link to a Beatles song
you're talking sour grapes again :P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahahahaha now that's some good bullshit

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

king of many things
:P

also, you can't see the Beatles live anymore
so why leave a gap in the market?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:41, archived)

THANK YOU BROTHER
(there are one or two, but I see those as more of a homage)
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)

HOMAGE?!
you're drunk! it's DISGUSTING!
( mictoboy, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, however...

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:43, archived)

Even if they teamed up with Mika and Jade Goody and The boy one from Steps and the Darkness and James Blunt
...on a Techno-Folk version of The Fast Food Rockers?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)

FUCK YES.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:35, archived)

...actually that might make me listen to 'em...
Bad example... *chortle*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

I WANT THIS

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

as he faced my bum
he caaaast no shaaadow
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahaha
I's not heard that one

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)

Hahaha!
but it's older than Jimmy Saville's tonka truck!

Woo! to the nice animeration!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)

I lead quite an isolated existence don;t you know

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)

GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

*slams door*

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

I'LL BE TELLING YOUR FATHER WHEN HE GETS HOME!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)

*turns music up really loud*

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)

*wishes i'd never bought you S-club juniors for christmas*
:(
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)

sun sheeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiine.


how very northern.
(shiftClick, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

God.. He's really batting above his average here isn't he?

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)

hahaha top old skool shoppery!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)