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(bit late i know)
Who is the king of Kleenex?


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( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)

How does he small?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)

no... land mine

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)

Jamica

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)

I'm not saying anything without my lawyer!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)

ok i'll talk to her and
alaska!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:29, archived)

I don't know
Is unconsented dry humping up the bumbum illegal?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:32, archived)

Use your finger like everyone else!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:36, archived)

Julius Sneezer?
just a guess
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:25, archived)

right mouse button for magic answers / filename
:)
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:26, archived)

mine was better
but ok
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)

What do you get if you cross a snowball and a vampire?
FROSTBITE - can't be bothered to draw today
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:27, archived)

Hankerchief?
Woo!

In other news:

You know what I fucking hate? Those fucking musical cunts that deliberately go out of their way to find the most obscure fucking piece of shit band to talk about so they can act like they have their fucking finger on the pulse, and anything else is yesterdays fucking news. NO-ONE fucking gives a shit that you've found a fucking band at the base of a fucking mountain in Tibet that are so much more "reeeeeeeeeeeal" than everything else. NO-ONE FUCKING CARES. You sad fucking elitist sons of bitches, take your fucking tiny indie label bands and ram them down your fucking self-righteous seperatist fucking throats until you fucking choke. I like what I like, and you can fuck off if you have a fucking problem with that... Cunts.
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)

Sorry, I needed to get that off my chest, and theres no-one in my house...

( PMGT Bosh, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)

I wholehartedly agree..
I went through the same thing when Garden State came out.. love the film, but the soundtrack made people listen to indie bands!!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:41, archived)

really?
does it come in orange? i like the blue ones the best
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:31, archived)

try this then....
obscure and shit!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:39, archived)