A quick poll in our office a couple of weeks back
revealed that three out of four people believed that 'Cheese Is A Better Invention Than The Wheel'. (The other one was lactose intolerant.) You can't argue with statistics.
( RiffRaff needs more hands, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

This intolerance of lactose must stop now!
Lactose is a valid part of contemporary society, and has a right to live an unmolested life. I for one abhor the recent media attacks on lactose, and demand that the government do something to stem the flood of lactose hatred.
( wheelybird http://www.creativecraving.co.uk/shops/the-aviary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

hahaha!!
Equal rights for lactose! Gluten, though, can go f**k itself.
( RiffRaff needs more hands, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

hippy.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

cheese is the bestests
and cheese come in wheels too! everybody wins!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

Hurrah for cheese!
The availability of cheese in wheel-format was the main thrust of the pro-cheese lobby in our debate.
( RiffRaff needs more hands, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)