Not half
Bloke at school had the nickname "Swiss Roll" - it was short but very chubby.
( Dixon www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post316388, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

and had jam all down the middle

( mictoboy a whisper in a tornado, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

my gran's favourite.
slut
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

Some people prefer girth.
Rather than length.

Depends on where it's going, I suppose.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

phew
www.b3ta.com/board/6914115
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

I am at work, you almighty trolley!
I can barely see through all that pin, you know.
( Captain Wow ah, it's the paedophile and Nazi-Baby, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

haha
sorry!

I'm at work too.

Feelin dangerous.
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

Wait, where was my version?
I have a distinct lack of erection right now that needs to be rectified! erected! erectified!

*edit* Congrats btw. Can't believe I missed it. Sexface's too.
( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

erectified
:D new word for the new month!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)

haha i didnt think of that one
I feel guilty for automatically thinking "rectumfied"
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)

as you should
clean out your brain with bleach young ..er... man ;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

haha
rectified.

erm... I'm at work at the mo... erm... it's not on this computer... i'll check when I get home, but it may have been deleted... will eroticisms do?
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

Fine, but only if you stroke your thigh and pretend its mine.

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

I'll do better than that
I'll kiss my own neck and pretend it's yours.

*strains neck*
( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

Great, now lick your elbows suggestively!

( Keyboard Weasel is somewhat immobile, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

*rubs nipples with elbows*

( dbroon Why aren't you an Oxford professor?! omg, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)