home sick today...
bweh..


second, third

edit: oh, and it's my birthday too. How ironic
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

Good lord.
That looks painful.

I'll click, though.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

HAHAHAHA
That is the best thing ever to see on a Thursday morning. Or any morning.
Fucking ace!
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

This is the best thing I have seen all morining,
a threadjack for anyone who has not visited /links this 'ning.

b3ta.com/links/Jamiroquai_realises_his_true_potential
( @RBFesquire as seen having sexah time with your mum, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

do you have the squits?

make it vomit at the same time, that will be great.

and i hope you feel less poorly later.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

thank you. This sickness seems to have a 2 day sequence. First day: vomit, Second: shit all over the place, with no clear distinction between farts and poo, resulting in perpetual loo visists
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Move the TV into the bathroom.
And the fridge.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Why would he need
a TV in the fridge?
(SpittyWoonerism, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

so he only watches cool shows!
hahahahahaha!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

:)
And the laptop, mind you
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

ew
eat while you shit - mmm
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bum gravy!

( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

great band!

( ropie a squid eating dough.., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

If you say so :)

( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

*orders 24 pack of super strength Charmin and a large can of Oust*
:P

ha ha!
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

you may also wish to order a large quantity of ice as well.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

needs a target I feel
should we call you tub_kick today then?
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

haha excellent
I like that
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hope you feel better soon though

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha
This^ is great!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

eeeeeeeeeurgh!!!!
also:
hehehehee
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Stop straining
It will come out anyway, but you'll give yourself piles that way...I'd also advise doing it over a toilet. Or at least the bath*


*film...PROFIT!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

*pounce*
'ello Jess!
How do?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

GUINNESS POO !

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

the black isn't stygian enough.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

That will be the kebab

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

class!

( - D - Let it Beard, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

I'd like to think
he is standing in front of some kind of chocolate milk shake overflow outlet.

Yes, that makes me feel much better.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

he's SHITTING in your MILKSHAKE?!
how does that make it better?
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

If it's one from McDonalds
he won't know the difference.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Arf!
*wants to click this reply*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

*wants it as random quote*
*knows it won't be*
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahahahahahah
excellent
( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

Its my holiday to Tunisia all over again
"Safe to eat at the local restaurants" my arse
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

fucking tagines

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

That wasnt offered
I did ride a camel though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

get better quick sir
and thanks for making us feel ill too
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

bwahahaha!
does he ever stop?
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

haha
that'll be a type 7 then
( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

That's a handy chart.
Thank you.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

ah the old Bristol scale
Imagine living in a city that gave its name to different types of shit.
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

I live in that city.
Don't forget that we gave boobs a slang name too.
And we created pirates.

Can your city say as much? Ha!
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

it truly is a wonderful place

( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

Actually I live in Norks on Sea...
so yes, my city can say as much.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Pah I don't believe you.

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

oh yes

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

That roundabout
is the most incomprehensible piece of road design in the world ever.

AICMFP.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

it's not real.....is it?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Oh yes. Its hell on earth

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

good lord.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

do you mean it really exists?
in real life?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Yup.
Scarily enough.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

don't be dissing our only tourist attraction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

People actually go to see that?
I make an effort to avoid it =/
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Americans typically

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Presumably because Americans
don't actually have roundabouts, so they look mystified when they see one.

To the point of driving their fucking 12-tonne motorhome the WRONG WAY round it. Despite the massive arrows.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

now here's a society for me:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Society
( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

Roundabouts of Redditch :0
100000 copies worldwide...this is the funniest thing ever
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

Oh noes...a briztolian
*insures car*

:)
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hey
car crime has gone down in recent years so there :p
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

:)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha.
That is the best thing I've ever seen.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

but what about the phantom poo?
you know, the one where you feel it come out and hear it hit the water, but when you turn to look THERE'S NO POO THERE!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I see that sort of thing every few months in my hospital
when the D&V does the rounds.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

I bet you love working there

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

its a laugh a minute.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

This would make
A great alternative to the water canon

Woo!
(tangytomatoes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahaha
*strains*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

this needs a scrolly background

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

i've been reading that as homesick?
you're a one man cadburys flake machine.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

working at home, rather
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Awww. And Ewwwwww.
Happy birthday Mr Poorly-Man
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

thank you squire!
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

beterschap!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

dank :)
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

IM HOME SICK TOO
WOW!!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)

This is a thing of wonder.
And I wonder why the mods are not giving this it's due praise and reward.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)